Thursday, August 09, 2007
Talk About Getting Pwned
I knew Chipper Jones was a badass, but this just makes my whole day:
Dude, I gotta tell you - if your arch-enemy is naming his kids after you, you're no longer his enemy. You're just his bitch.
Chipper Jones’s love of Shea Stadium is well documented. In 2004, he and his wife named the second of their three sons Shea because he has played so well there. Mets fans don’t return the love, chanting his full first name — “Lar-ry! Lar-ry!” — during many at-bats.
Jones and the Mets’ faithful went head to head during the fifth inning this afternoon. About 475 feet later, Jones emerged as the winner. His titanic three-run homer propelled the Atlanta Braves past the Mets, 7-6.
Dude, I gotta tell you - if your arch-enemy is naming his kids after you, you're no longer his enemy. You're just his bitch.
